Butt implants? R u kidding w- me? Invest in a counting/timing Jump Rope!
Last night I challenged Tina to do a walk and I was to do my set class which is a weight and cardio hour of fun. I’m PMSing bad and everything irritated me - especially Rodney! LOL
I missed class and after ranting in the wildcat forum decided with Kerstin’s help to go swim and let it all out. Well, lo and behold 20 minutes into my swim 5 kids and their parents decides to join - which kills my lap run. I left, picked up the now found jump rope and went in the backyard and vented away. And Kerstin - I did all 100 regular push-ups because I need to get my push-ups in if I didn’t do my weights. Well 100 is no where near my 430 which is my best in a day but it’s a start back. I didn’t skim on them girl - did them all with perfect form - just want I need to get back in my game. ;) Oh and got get it done with the right form. No sagging mid section or girl or modified push-ups!
What I love about my jump rope - it has a clock and a counter. The clock stops when I stop - very accurate. I did a full 6 minutes which is not easy when I haven’t done it in years. YAY! It’s cheap lie $17 at a sports store.
Anyhow, I already told Rod today I’m going to both Kickboxing and Pilates. No if’s and’s and I won’t feel guilty about my JIM TIME! :) I need to do this for me!
As we were chillin’ last night he showed me a pick of this pretty Black girl with a cute butt - and we know Rod is a butt man; didn’t I tell you he buried my big butt - gave it a big funeral and all? HEHE Well, turns out she had butt implants! Now I’ve seen it happen before, but this girl is beautiful with a cute bootay already - what’s the point of adding more?
Well, Mr. Rod who thinks breasts should be NATURAL - WAS FINE WITH A BUTT IMPLANT! Go figure! Whatever floats your boat I guess. I just think butt implants, is a bit extreme but hey to each his own.
I sure won’t do it - oh no! But I would mind getting my calves shaven off. I hate my big calves. It’s all blah!!!! 
Like I said, whatever - to each her/his own. Whatever makes you happy go for it!
Butt implants?! Wierd. Like you said, do skipping, running up hill, squats with weights, lunges with weights…. but implants? Did you hear of the women who nearly died because they had fat injected into the buttocks to give them a bum like Jennifer Lopez?! Why? Why?????
Wow, sounds like our hormones are beating to the same tune….I’ve been ready to shove my broom up my loving husband’s butt all week!!!! Great job with the push ups….me still have to do the girly ones but I will get there and wow 430??? You are a wild woman and I love it….your blogs filled with all their energy motivates and pushes me. Thank you!!
My hormones are kicking my butt. I love swimming, but I don’t have access to a pool and not sure I would wear a bathing suit anyway. I think 100 is great on the push-ups. 430? Goodness girl. I want implants. I have all this extra stuff but my butt is flat as can be.
Nancy, you certainly don’t need no stinkin butt implants!!! Rod will just have to be happy with the bootie you have now!!!
Good job on the workout!! I’m running late as usual, so will miss everything on here again today!! grrr.. talk at work!!
I’ve heard of butt implants before but I definitely don’t need them bawahahaha.
Enjoy your JIM time
Hummm butt implants…. LOL!
Jumping rope sounds fun! Will have to get one and give it a try, havent jumped rope in…. well cant remember how long LOL!
Lisa
Seriously, jumping rope is one of the hardest things I’ve done this week–6 mins is awesome! And I’ve decided big calves are sexy, especially when they’re ripped. It’s a bummer not being able to wear sexy boots, but being strong is even better, no?
Butt implants?! yikes..I watch a plastic surgery show & thats what the girl got. She said for a long time it felt like she wasnt sitting on 2 fat wallets. lol No..I think I will pass. lol
LOL wierd, I think boobs are more normal then a butt implant. I couldn’t even imagine. Glad you laid down the line and will have your JIM time.
Lol, what an intriguing blog title! Heh. I got a cheapo jump rope, and they are totally crazy. Back in the childhood day we used to have those plastic jump ropes, which actually swung. This one is rope-rope, and it’s darn hard to do anything with. Is it supposed to be this way? I think I’d rather jump the plastic one if I am in a modd for jumping….
Good luck with pilates! I have my first Pilates at work tomorrow, I think one of our instructors get recertified or something, so super excited about it!
You are such an inspiration with kick-boxing… I ache to try it now.
eewww you made me cringe when you said shave ur calves off.
EEEEEWWWWWW!!!
okay now i know what a counting jump rope is. I had no clue. I have a normal one and like it. sure kicks my butt that jump rope.
And butt implants.. mmm.. like you said to each their own. i would love to get breast reduction and some lipo but well.. ain’t going to happen. Actually the breast reduction I can get. I qualified and I would not have to pay a dime but I am sort of chicken and tony keeps saying to wait till I will not loose anymore. His excuse of not getting it done. as youknow he is a boob man and we have the shrine. Lol
THanks for the shout out…
I think there is an implant for everything now! LOL
lol, butt implants! ummm weird…I wouldn’t want it. Wouldn’t that feel weird to sit on? o.O
The jump rope sounds great! Jumping rope burns major calories! I tried it with a rope once last fall in gym class and couldn’t do it though…
ewww, butt implants? What if you pop one? Are they like saline filled? One day I put my butt through a window, and got glass stuck in my butt cheek. It makes me laugh to think if I had an implant, that one cheek may deflate. lol hahaha
Butt implants sound kinda freaky - I just have images of them bursting with all the sitting on them!!! JEEZ!! However, I have been seriously considering breast implants for once I have lost the weight - even emailed a few doctors for prices etc!! We shall see how much I have left once the weight is gone - although they aren’t exactly big to start with!!
Ha haha! Butt implants. For crying out loud! That’s funny bout Rod too. Men! What’s the difference if your but or your boobs are fake?
I don’t know what happened to my comment………
So what happens when a butt implant ruptures
LOL. Is one side of the bootie bigger than the other side 
LOL. What happens if the plastic surgeon accidently puts in two different sized implants 
LOL. I just can’t help it. Butt implants make me laugh. I don’t understand cosmetic surgery at all. That is unless you have a medical issue like a cleft lip.
Congrats on the pushups. There is no way I could do that many pushups.
Hope you made it the gym for both classes.
(((hugs)))
You mean there is hope that if I workout so much that I loose this rumpa dump dump that I can buy a new booty!?!
It ates me message!
my boyfriend is a butt man too and every time i talk about losing weight hes like “i dont care if you lose weight anywhere but in them thighs and that butt” and im like o brother!! haha hes ridiculous! and i would probably get a butt funeral too if i lost it hahaha…funny
No you do not need implants!! And leave your legs alone!! Lol, Nancy!