Honey - do u want a big or small wedding?

My honey is the best is he not?

Wanna hear how broke we are?

We so broke we have less then $2.00 in the checking account. Remember, Rod’s been dining on cup of noodles, peanut butter sandwiches, croissants and muffins. Instead of Gatorade he drinks water with lemonade mixes. He’s been a great trooper.

I get a direct deposit but we don’t know what time it hits our account.

My baby after the gym was starving and he wants to eat something big. Well, without money we decided to wait till 1am - hoping there is money in there. 1am comes I’m dead tired I want to sleep. He wakes me up - check the acct please, no money.

I fall asleep.

Tap tap honey….it’s 2am check please….. NO MONEY!!

2:30am honey - can you help me share this file from photobucket? I look at him like urrrrrr trying to SLEEP!!!!

I gave up and just fell into bed. Then I feel him on top of me - HONEY, DO YOU WANT A BIG OR SMALL WEDDING? WTH????????????

WHAT WEDDING? Our wedding? HUH?

At 2:30am - I actually don’t care what size the wedding is I just want to sleep. Now, what man in his right mind would ask a question to a growling, tired, sleep deprived, woman that question?

Then I’m hungry!! LOL

3am hits - I get up to check our acct - BINGO CHHHHAAA CHING..

ROD, BABY….GET UP - GO GET SOME FOOD NOW…..ROD ROD????? ROD???

“I’m tired”!!!

Men oh men!!!

I love him though!!

Yes - go ahead and laugh!! :)

I decided to privatize my letter to Stephanie. :) It was good to let it out.

Today KICKBOXING AND PILATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

29 Comments so far

  1. meltingaway @ July 15th, 2009

    That was great! Sorry you didn’t get much sleep.

  2. Raytchaelle @ July 15th, 2009

    Men are strange… :D

  3. MayaIsReady @ July 15th, 2009

    HA! So is the baby business on hold?

  4. Joyous1 @ July 15th, 2009

    hahaha!! Silly Rod :)

  5. grapeape @ July 15th, 2009

    Oh my….I know that story all too well! Ha ha! You guys crack me up!

  6. karinchantal @ July 15th, 2009

    ah yes, the men that won’t sleep and want to share that with you. I have that too with Bruce… I still remember the first one we had eventhough it’s 9 years ago .. the night of the applepie.. long story but similar to yours lol. Sometimes you just wanna kick them .. and sometimes you actually do!

  7. fromthicktothin @ July 15th, 2009

    Too funny :)

  8. khmerbeauty @ July 15th, 2009

    LOL Bruce Bruce Karin! :) Our men are something!

    Maya - baby making is still in progress……yes -need the progress to come from my ovaries! LOL

  9. Dagny @ July 15th, 2009

    LMAO!
    Don’t wake me, I am getting my beauty sleep! haha

  10. khmerbeauty @ July 15th, 2009

    Dagny, I’m about to fall asleep at my desk too. Hard to concentrate without sleep. :( Beauty sleep - gets it on girl!

  11. beckyboo @ July 15th, 2009

    Bahahaha ! Ur funny :)

  12. AndreaJacobs @ July 15th, 2009

    You have to love men sometimes. My fiance once dipped his foot in snow and came and put his cold food on my back. Mind you it was 3 a.m. and I was sleeping. He thought it was the funniest thing. When I asked him why he did it he said he couldn’t sleep and he missed me:). He knew the best thing to say to get himself out of trouble:).

  13. khmerbeauty @ July 15th, 2009

    OH no he didn’t Andrea!!!!!!!!!!! I would of kicked him hard, run outside grabbed some snow, no, bring in a shovel of snow and just give it to him!! HEHE JK

  14. brandnewme @ July 15th, 2009

    lol thats men for ya!!

  15. Shakeyolonbon44 @ July 15th, 2009

    hahaha he is a silly one!!!!

  16. hotmama @ July 15th, 2009

    Men they have nothing to say when your awake but the second you hit the pillow they want to talk about everything. Thanks for sharing.

  17. 09ISTHETIME @ July 15th, 2009

    lol, thanks for making me laugh! Great blog as always!

  18. mika @ July 15th, 2009

    haaaa haaa, you are silly!!!

  19. sabrinaBB @ July 15th, 2009

    LOL…that is just to funny. Sorry you didn’t get your sleep, but it’s still funny ;)

  20. mrswilson @ July 15th, 2009

    That was great…reminded me of my husband coming home last night from work pouting on the couch. I said r u ready for bed..I hate layin in bed alone. He said well, I wanted to play rockband, but i dont want to be accused of not spending time with u. Haha I said I will sleep on the couch..u can wake me up when ur done. He was so happy…ahh the little things..Then at 3 AM he wakes me up.

  21. chunkymunky @ July 15th, 2009

    HAHA that’s great!! That’s what Chris was like yesterday! We were still up at 4am (after not eating for 4 days due to being broke) and he asked if we could leave the house by 8am haha I needed a nap atleast! When I got up and walked into the front room - he was ready to go haha and had already been to McDonald’s and got himself some food while I was sleeping! Men! We need them for entertainment! haha

  22. not2late4tina @ July 15th, 2009

    Thanx for the laugh. Sounds like you could have been reading straight from a sitcom script.

  23. krn @ July 15th, 2009

    Hahaha that’s too funny. You are more patient than me, when I wanna sleep people better let me sleep lol

  24. fitin2009 @ July 16th, 2009

    That was too funny for me. You guys remind me of me and my baby. You guys will have the best wedding and a wonderful family as well. Just now God will bless you guys when the time is right. Got to love those Direct Deposits. :)

  25. kyliejo @ July 16th, 2009

    Geeze, hungry at 3am. I am with you—sleep!

  26. NicoleM @ July 16th, 2009

    Lol. I think all mean are that way. Always the opposite mood of us.

  27. nisey140 @ July 16th, 2009

    I want to come to the wedding… Did he wake up and get his food?

  28. ready2bskinE @ July 16th, 2009

    Mmmm Hmmm…. Hubby and I both get paper checks now, but my last job had direct deposit, and I’d be WAITING til midnight on Thursday night (Friday morning?) so I could get something to eat and go to Wal Mart. lol Know the feeling too well! It always came in at midnight like clockwork though.

    You guys have a great relationship! The fact that you didn’t bite his head off when he woke you up…. lol My husband knows better than to touch me, talk to me, or look at me funny when I’m asleep. lmao I do NOT appreciate being woken up, and if it’s not a sick kid or the house burning down, I do NOT care enough to wake up for it. :)

  29. AuntTeeTee @ July 17th, 2009

    lmao
    my hubby & i have separate accounts. He gets paid every Friday and I get paid every other. So I borrow money from him all the time. lol

    Rod is too cute! Thats hiliarious. All full of energy til you are awake. lol ;)

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