I hate it when there’s no toilet paper & I just did the do
So I have to find an alternative, green way to wash up. Hey, use your imagination!
I hate it when………
1. I drink so much water at work that I tapped out the company water reserve and I just ate a yummy peanut butter sandwich.
2. I packed my bag to take a shower at the gym, only to find out the towel is in the back seat of my car…and I refuse to wipe myself with the dirty towel I just used in class….so I dry myself under the dryer. Have you ever done the dryer shake? I have and burned like 10 calories. hehe
3. I have to wear my socks twice and they squish a little from the second dampness. Need I say more - and you know I have feet issues.
4. I’m sleeping and I get a tap on the shoulder……….honey r u asleep? I’m horny…are you? Ah, sleeping here - does the snoring not tell you a thing!!!! Leave me alone! Of course I play the coy girlfriend and do what I want at the moment. Dr. Marc said sex is exercise!
5. I yo-yo, went from a size 7 to a 13, but still try to fit into a 7….and ripped my jeans in the crotch, the seams along the sides and the pockets. I should have taken a picture of the jeans before I trashed it.
6. Watch my tiny size 13 in GIRLS clothes cousin who’s 35 years old, eat a tiny bowl of rice, grabs her stomach and says, look at my fat!!!
7. I used to be so big, I tumbled off the bed when I was tying my shoes.
8. I used to be so fat I snored so loud, my neighbors heard me through the walls. Dem walls were thick too. sheeessshhh 
Alright Friday is here! I am so happy it’s payday! I get to go fruit and veggie shopping again.
2 more car payment and my Lexus is paid off!!! Yah to no payment. Don’t get all excited, it has over 220,000 miles on it but runs like a kitty.
Last night I did not work out. It was more important to stay home and cuddle with my honey. This was a rough week for us, the roughest since we met. But we made use of our quality time.
Tonight I am going to do lower body and kickboxing. The scale and I are not talking. That’s it, I broke up with it too. No more use for you dang it!!!
Deb, 5 quarters!!!! Yah girl!! I’m a ching a linging along my way. See me flips them in the air?
COME ON NOW, LET’S SHARE YOUR I HATE IT…
HAVE A GOOD DAY GUYS!!!!!!!
LMAO!!! Yes I hate all those things too, even though I can’t say I’ve ever been a size 7 except when I was 7 years old! LOL Yeah on the no car payments!! Awesome! I love that you always crack me up!!
LMAO!!! That’s all I got…you have me laughing too hard…will be back later with a better comment
You are so funny. I needed to hear a few jokes today. Thanks.
Yahhhhh Nicky Chocolate! See, it’s your birthday tomorrow but I got the gift of FIRST! HEHE
Anj!!! Dang girl, you really gonna make me wait?
Congrats to you on almost finishing up paying off your car…by the time I pay my Jeep off it will probably have over 200,000 miles too, hehehehe! Nice blog.
LOL you crack me up girl!!!
I’ve still got just over a year to pay off my speedster.
lol That’s what we call it….it’s a mini van, but that baby has some sweet power and amazing pick up in it’s 8 cylinder engine! I’ve become a bit of a racing hound…surprisingly enough I don’t get tickets. 
I HATE it when I soak my gi sleeves in bleach to get out the sweat stains and accidentally forget about it, only to find it hours later with big giant holes to the point where it literally disintegrated in spots!!!
Okay, I only did that once…last week actually…but OMG how I HATED that!!! lol Boy did I feel stupid. Meant to leave that bad boy in there for about 10-20 minutes…found it 4-6 hours later.
lol
yah on the lexus ! you are a very accomplished lady
lol
I hate it that my size 18s are baggy but the 16’s are still too tight to wear comfortably!
I hate that after 18 years almost..I still have not convinced my kids to pick up after themselves. I do not run a maid service!
Hubby doesnt wake me up…he does two other things which I find funny…poke, poke, poke..what??? you gonna give me bruises and thats gonna make me happy?? Or he will wave IT at me, and I always look at him like he’s stupid & after almost 21 years together he still does BOTH lol.
I hate that when I put meds on my puppy, Chance..he sees that bottle and goes running..he cowers down like i’m gonna beat him. Even making it playtime afterwards doesnt help. Makes me feel guilty! lol
There ya go…few things to vent away. lol
Congrats on paying off that car soon!! Whoo hoo.
Alright girl, congrats on the quarters!! Make that pile grow girl!
love ya, Debbie
Ohhh Catrina! I’m so sorry! But LMAO!!! Yikes. I hope they aren’t that expensive!
DEB!! Your hubby is hilarious!!! I love the wave!! OH ROd does a NUDGING with IT into my back…ahhhh!!!! hehee
LMAO Deb!! My 2nd husband did that wiggle/wave thing! What is up with that?? OMG!!
Nicole sometimes I want to say, put it away GROSS!!!! Can u imagine if we try to WAVE IT when we want some?? ROFLMAO!!!!! Ouch, just hit the floor!
Totally! Why do men thing those things are attractive???????? I definitely want to say GROSSS sometimes!!
lmao so true, especially the trying to get into the size 7 and ripping it. I’ve done that! A cubby in my closet is filled with abused and torn pants, starting with size 8 all the way through 14.. I put them all together so they can start an abused pants support group.
I hate it when I al of a sudden realize when I have been thoughtlessly (is that a word?) snacking on something unhealthy.
I hate it when my mother in law comes over and hands me a jar of homemade chocolate chip cookies and a store bought carrot cake. She buys and bakes but doesn’t want to eat it because she is trying to lose weight, so Karin gets it. Well actually its for the whole family but hey, I’m the one that is alone with the forbidden fruit all day.
I hate it when I want to have a smoke to deter me from snacking and realize I quit smoking so I can’t. Nicorette just doesn’t do it for me. Drinking water to make me feel full just makes me feel more hungry and eating an apple or some carrots have the same effect. argh!
I remember the last car payment, what a joyfull day that was! And now we are looking for another car… maybe a bike would be better..
LMAO Debbie, my husband does the same thing! waving his uhm ‘manlyness’ at me, thinking that that will make me jump him. I cover my eyes and scream ‘oh no, Im blind, Im blind!’ and run away.. oh well I guess that is excercise too huh.
I’m so happy I found this site!
Karin
Looks like an Alien being and they try to wave it at us!!! hahaha Nothing attractive or hot about it….boing! heehe
I love your hate its Karin!!!
So glad you found us too! 
WELCOME!
ROFLMAO!!! Thank you for putting a smile on my face on this fine Friday morning, when I have to deal with a 34 y.o. woman who thinks, she is still in elementary school!! I am feeling anxious, but your blog put a smile on my face…thanks! And I will think of an I HATE IT LIST too!
Hope you and Rodney are doing better!
So funny!!! Glad you got some cuddle time in with Rod!
BEST BLOG EVER!
haha that is hilarious! I’ve so done the towel thing, and the weirder part is when you get kinda dry and are danccing around in your undies because you are kinda dry but not, and don’t want all the ladies to see you naked. lol.
I’ve also ripped my pants in the crotch, that one sucks so bad, especially if they are your favorite “sklinny” jeans .
and the wearing sock again, I’m the same way. I don’t even like to touch my own socks after I’ve worn them once, let alone put them back on! haha, well we have to do what we gotta do, right?! lol, have a good day!
You are too much…lol love it!! I know when I read your blogs I’m always in for great inspiration or a great laugh…You never let me down.
Glad you here you made it through the week and were able to connect with your honey.
I really wish you would have taken the pic of those jeans hahaha. I got great laughs from all of the things on your hate list. Drank all the water from the reserve huh dang you camel lol… I hope nobody else is dying of thirst bahahaha. p.s. I hate it when tiny people say they’re fat I always just agree with them that way they’ll shut the eff up!
I am sooo mad I threw those jeans out when I did my laundry the other day. I said I want to fix them and wear it because they fit a loose now but Rodney said they were gonnners!
Glad I made you guys laugh! HEHE
Very funny blog.
Congrats on almost paying off your car. What an accomplishment.
OMG! LMAO! You are too funny!
I hate it when I am so mad that all I can do is cry and then everyone thinks I’m weak. It happened to me three times in clinical today. UGH.
Ooh girl! That will be great to have no payments!!!
Glad you got quality time with the honey! That’s essential.
Keep up the great work and keep the blogs coming!
Hahaha the boyfriend doesn’t wake my up by poking in in the shoulder… it’s more like directly in the middle of my back. With his weiner. So glad I’m not a man sometimes.
You crack me up, Sergeant Asian!! I hate that my thighs used to rub together giving me heat rash!
When my bf farts so loud I can hear it thru the whole apartment!
Lol, about the weiner! Ugh, is that a gun in his pocket, or is he happy to see you!
nancy, you are to much, you have me laughing like a crazy woman and deb, doesn’t stay back…ROFLMAO
congrats on you car,,,,and i think i was a size 7 when i as probably 4 yrs old…..lol
lol your a mess. I hate it when…hmmm…you wake up to a big ass zit! ugh! not fun.
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
I just had to come back and check things out. God ya’ll make me laugh so hard!
Gonna go see hubby tomarrow and spend the night…god if he does the waving thing i’m liable to die laughing after all this!!
That is a good list. My brain is fried but otherwise I am sure I would think of some stuff.
oh well
Yea on your car. I still have until 2010
have fun shopping!
lol, so funny as always! I hate it when you eat something or plan to, and you don’t know how many calories are in it!!! UHHHH!!! Resteraunts should HAVE to post their info!
HAhahahahaha! So funny…love all the reponses too
Cant think of any funny hate things right now…too many hate hate things 
Thanks for the laughs!
Ha Ha Ha. You can tell it is Friday
Have a good one!
Ditto on the skinny “fat” girls!!! How annoying! And congrats on the almost paid off car. You will soon have extra veggie and fruit money! YeAH!!!!
I hate that petites are too short, but average is too long.
I hate that my pants wear out on the inner thigh long before anywhere else.
I hate that I can’t find panties that don’t crawl up my butt. (but you guys already know that LOL)
lmao!
Your car is a baby compared to mine! My car is as old as I am I think! haha the milage meter actually turned over on it!
OMG!! My hubby does the weiner wave TOO! And Deb, I’m so sad to hear that he will probably continue to do it for a loooong time to come.
I thought he’d grow out of it, since he’s only 23! UGH… I HATE to hear men older and supposedly more “mature” do that too! hehe
I HATE it when I just get outta the shower and there are NO clean panties in my drawer!! Everyone else’s clothes are clean… where are MINE? I don’t care… I’ll put on some workout pants and let the wind hit where it may! LOL
I HATE it when I’m getting the kids out of the bath tub and one runs off while I’m getting the other dressed… and I hear PEE hitting my bedroom carpet!
I HATE it when I’m in-between bra sizes. I’m a weirdo that sleeps in my bra (after nursing two kids, I need all the help I can get to prevent SAGGING! LOL) and when my bra doesn’t fit right, boobs and/or nipples pop out every time I roll over!! hehe
You girls are TOO funny!! LOVED this blog Nancy!
Oh, by the way… When you have kids, you can use DIAPER WIPES when you run out of toilet paper! They are surprisingly refreshing! 
lmao- this blog (and the subsequent comments) were awesome! humm… and the weiner wave? yup, gotta just love that. even better though was getting drooled on. eew!! and i hate that the regulars are too long, and the petits are too long too! lol- thanks for the laugh, i needed it! too bad you didn’t get a pic of the jeans, that would have been great
I absolutely LOVE this blog. Who would have thought so many women’s husbands and boyfriends do the weinie wag!?!?! And find it as disgusting as I do. I hate that my hubby thinks it’s funny and is SUPPOSED to be a turn on! Men are much more visual creatures than us ladies are so I assume they think that when they see boobs bouncing around and get turned on that we’ll get just as much turned on as they do with their weinie bouncing around!
By the way, ready2bskinE, I know what you mean about the kids running off from the bathtub and hearing the pee hit the carpet in YOUR bedroom. Our daughter used to do this all the time. She’s 3 now and has finally figured out to use the potty before she gets a bath or shower.
I hate that I’ve lost enough weight that my underwear are big on me, but my pants still fit me.
LMAO!!! Fnny stuff here!!!
I have to many “hates” to even post here!!! LOL! Dont want you all to think I am a crazy bi***!!!
YIPPPEEE on your care payments Nancy!!! I havent had a car payment in a long time…but, I do know the feeling!
Loves-Renee
