Did Fatty calves asked you to stay? *I can’t love you no more much less make luv w- u*

Dear THORN IN MY SIDE! AKA Night Time eating:

How are you today?  I hope you are enjoying your time here in my life.  For the past 31 years you’ve been my friend.  You’ve been the one I turn to when I needed comfort.  The one I turn to when I needed a shoulder to cry on.  The one I turn to when I was lonely.  The one I turn to when there was no one else.  Now I tried to reason with you for the past 85 days.  I tried to tell you how, although I love you, I can not celebrate life with you anymore.  I was pretty gentle.  Thought of you each day, cared for you each day because I always gave into  your lovely advances….even cuddle with you a few times, darn it!!! Felt like we made love a few times.  But the last few weeks, you have been very forceful.  I know I know, you want to be a part of my life permanently……………..but you see, that will not be.  I have to let you go.  Like all of my love affairs, you are the last one to leave.  Why is it you linger so?  Do you love me that much?  Did fatty calves asked you to stay?  Or was it cottage cheese on my thighs? Did she say she’s gonna miss you when you leave?

Well baby boy, I hate to tell you this…..you and I ARE OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Screw you!  I am done with eating with you!  You hear me!!!!!  *both fists shaking in the air*

I WANTS MY QUARTERS!!!!

SINCERELY,

THE BODY THAT KICKS YOUR BOOTAY OUT THE DOOR *Nancy*

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh I feel so much better.

DAY 1  of DAY 100 again!!!!

NIGHT TIME EATING = ???

NANCY =  ??

To be continued………….

I’m so glad it’s of my chest!!! I begin again and will win this time!!! OHHHHH YAHHHHHH!!!!!

Like my twin Catrina, I had a great time in the gym.  Did an hour of pure upper body weights then yoga!!!

So 2000 calories of good food, no night time eating…grazing, shoveling food into my mouth.  :)

Tomorrow is lower body weights and KICKBOXING!!! It’s on baby!!!

FORGOT TO ADD ———– THANK YOU DEBBBIEEEEEE———— for getting me back on track with tough love!!!!! BIG HUG

29 Comments so far

  1. Sansation @ January 25th, 2009

    Oh my gosh! YOU are too funny. I love the letter. Ode to your enemy! I have one I dedicate to my big butt. Thanks for the laughs.

  2. khmerbeauty @ January 25th, 2009

    I’m glad you liked it. I read it to my boyfriend; thought it was funnnnnnnnnnny tooo! :)

  3. marathoner @ January 25th, 2009

    OMG!! Ok….day 1 of 100? I’ll start with you then….day 1 of 100 with no eating infront of the boob tube!

  4. khmerbeauty @ January 25th, 2009

    YES DAY 1 AGAIN!!! Girl, I’ve lost it the last 2 weeks! ALRIGHT, we can do it. COOOKIE no eating in front of the TV!!!! :)

  5. qtgirl @ January 25th, 2009

    What a great blog, I love the way you creatively are addressing how you feel about night time eating. You’re so cute!

    You can do it girl. I’ve been restarting quite a bit in the past month or so, but each time I restart, I’m a little bit further ahead already.

    Remember when working out was a bit of a challenge for you? (If it ever was power girl?)

    You’ve come so far and you’re going to beat this little night time friend as well. Onwards and upwards!

  6. somemansdream @ January 25th, 2009

    I knew it!!! I knew you could rally around and do this. I knew once you make up your mind again that your gonna kick him to the curb, that it was all over!! YaY!!! Jumping up & down in excitement! Gooo Nancy girl!!
    love ya, Debbie

  7. khmerbeauty @ January 25th, 2009

    Samantha thanx for the love! :) That was my last love letter to Mr. Eat! :) I refuse to love him anymore. You know, been losing money left and right everytime I eat after 9pm. Thought I was going to make it 100 full days. Got to 85 only! Ahhhh!

  8. khmerbeauty @ January 25th, 2009

    Debbie! Thank you for the swift kick in the butt! I really needed to get back on my game. Last night was it! NO MORE! I want to be the winner! Still trying to text me? hehe? FASTER GIRL FASTER!!!

  9. kyliejo @ January 25th, 2009

    I am still proud of you for doing it for 85 days, that is a long time!! I have to write letters like that to my body too sometimes….so stubborn aren’t they?

  10. Dagny @ January 25th, 2009

    haha! Way to breakup with nighttime eating! Kick him out the door and change the locks!

  11. khmerbeauty @ January 25th, 2009

    Holly thanks hon! So stubborn yes, I have about 10 other letters to write heheh!!!!

    Dagny - I still love him though!!!! ROFLMAO!!

  12. grapeape @ January 25th, 2009

    That’s cute! Put the smack down! LOL!

  13. thrive @ January 25th, 2009

    great blog! yay you!

  14. harleygirl @ January 25th, 2009

    If I were night time eating…I would be scared crapless by you right now. I would have run out the door never to be seen again. :) I think you scared him pretty good honey. Good for you!

  15. Diabla @ January 25th, 2009

    Hilarious! ( did i spell that right? ) I liked it =)

  16. Shakeyolonbon44 @ January 25th, 2009

    that lettr is awesome lol

  17. 09ISTHETIME @ January 25th, 2009

    LMAO!!! lol lol lol!!! I LOVE IT!!! Screw him!! He’s a cheater cause he’s been at my house MANY nights!!! lol

  18. LaTina @ January 26th, 2009

    way to rock it, Nancy… here’s to new beginnings! AND, you went 85 days last time… I know you can make it the full 100 this time!!!

  19. renee68 @ January 26th, 2009

    What a good idea Nancy! I think I need to write a couple letters to Mr. Pizza, and for sure Mr. Chocolate/sugar!!!!! I am cheering you on with this and I know you can do it! I am sure “night-time eating” has already packed and left the building!!!! hehe! I am locking my door! He is not welcome at my house!!!!! :)

    Have a great day!

  20. JustJane47 @ January 26th, 2009

    Such a funny blog… LOL!!! love it Nancy…your the best :) I’m going to try really really hard to not eat tonight after supper. I’ll be thinking of you and JO….love ya girl, Jane

  21. JustJane47 @ January 26th, 2009

    Nancy, it says comment in moderation?????? Say What???????? LOL…oh well I see my comment here, so I’m not sure what thats all about, never saw that before?

  22. readytoemerge @ January 26th, 2009

    LOVE IT NANCY!!! Dear John letter to your nightime lover! :) You tell him girlie!! :) He is a cheater and a run around anyway…so many women…so little time!

  23. stayroxy @ January 26th, 2009

    that was halarious nancy

  24. kamaperry @ January 26th, 2009

    You know? You have a talent for writing! I loved it! Rofl!! You go get ‘em Killer!!
    Lol, you keep me going for sure!

  25. amber @ January 26th, 2009

    LOL! FUNNY!

  26. amber @ January 26th, 2009

    LOL! FUNNY!

  27. yani @ January 26th, 2009

    nancy, you always lift me up girl…you are to funny.you sure know how to push me to move and move…..lolZ h5 my friend….

  28. lissykeeper @ January 26th, 2009

    ROTFLMAO!! That was good girl!! I almost to go back and read this one, but so glad I did. Now, can you write a letter to my Mr. Lazy Bones. Ya know? My mystery lover that keeps me from working out every day even though I say I want to. Thanks for the entertaing blog!! And you can do it!! You are a STRONG, POWERFUL WOMAN!!!

  29. 8crazyemotions @ January 26th, 2009

    lol… LOVE IT!!! Cant wait to hear the updates between Nancy and night time snacking.
    you did say to be continued didn’t you?

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